He’s been home, and we’ve collectively completed the following: Visited the Humane Society Visited our banks for check up Looked at dogs on Craigslist Gotten Oil Changes Visited the Humane Society Played Basketball Looked at Puppies on Craigslist Went to the IRS to learn about taxes Looked up dogs and puppies on Craigslist and debated going to the Humane Shelter again. ...
Me: Did you shave your legs?
Me: I don't believe you.
Dad: I trimmed them. That's different. Don't get it twisted.
Oh and that other day
Me: [Gasp] No!
Me: We forgot our anniversary!
Him: Oh my God. We're a terrible couple, how did we forget that?
Me: I don't know, we were busy packing you for training maybe?
Him. We SUCK as a couple. I've wasted four years of my life with you, and we forgot?
Me: I don't know either! But you mostly wasted your money, so that statement isn't really true.
How to make friends at new job: part 1
Me: What's your favorite color?
Them: hmm....purple. What's your favorite color?
Me: Thor Hammer Steel Grey Glitter.
jasjuliet:gigantebellissimo:delicioustrap:aangthenomad:brykebepraised:cuddlypoops: MAJOR SPOILERS- you’ve been warned BUT LIVE REACTION VIDEO OF US WATCHING THIS PART PRETTY MUCH ME Not gonna lie, I just started crying again. Literally me. SO ME IT HURTS. BASICALLY ME. Dido. While holding neighbors dog and jumping up and down. I love that you all have my feelings. I love you...
Not Lin!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noo!!!!! She’s the badest everrrreerrrrr!
Me: Daddy! How you is!
Dad: I be ok on de mamastie
Me: On de mamasite????
Dad: No mamastie
Me: I'm still confused as to what you are trying to tell me
Dad: From poodie tang
having three jobs thing isn’t going as smoothly as I had hoped.some serious planning is necessary. you know what will help me focus? a dog.
I think I’ve made my point.
Instead of cursing the darkness, light a candle.– Benjamin Franklin (via voixdouce) -Your dog will be waiting patiently next to you, ready to cuddle or set out for an adventure. Cuz that’s what they do.
For my 21st Birthday, the plan is to go to bars a plenty, Thor themed. I’m thinking new “mature” dress (preferably black), my favorite red suede pumps, (unless I can find better Thor themed heels), sleek new hair cut, dark makeup, my Thor helmet, and a Hammer bedazzeled in black and silver with 21 on it. Because I might end up hammered. Better to be prepared. I’m going...