"Awww, that little...!"
So he’s either one of the smartest dogs on the planet, or his stupidity is really freaking convenient. I have a dog, who often gives the impression of being on the slow side. Sometimes he just does weird things. We’ve come to just accept that about him, and frankly it can be quite charming. However, one habit my dog has developed over time is to pick up a full bowl of water and...
I want to know a little bit about everything. I want to grow up and have one of the jobs that are so cool, but you never knew about it, and you’re not sure how “even get a job like that”. I want to help save the world on the down low and be able to tell my co-workers how I think Harry Potter helps the world gain morals and not be misquoted. I’m just sayin…
Dear my dogs and hommies,
change ya game. There is no need for you to spit your wack game at me bout how u husslin and runnin the streets, and just doin you thang, you know “cuz i’m just doing me right now, ya know, i’mma just do what i do”. That’s perfectly understandable. But while you’re doing your game could you play on a productive level. Can you play a game where going to jail...
one: This movie makes me want a hot tub with a latino man in it, a cigarette, a glass of white wine and a pastry.
two: your list keeps getting longer
one: you're right. add a vintage 100 dollar bill
the 'verse: that'd be nice →
so, i love organizing things, right? well, here’s something i’d love to have. i organize my photo folders by topic, but when i have things that fall under multiple categories, i have to pick. and then when i’m going back trying to look for the image, i often can’t find it. so what i need is a way… Me agrees, and sets out to find this software. I know it exsists by golly and i want it!
i'm a phone traitor
i talked mad game about how i didn’t want an iphone but i just saw the iphone4 commercial there was a lady with my haircut louis armstrong singin in the background babies, soldiers and wifes, and people speaking sign language on their phone. I’m sold. and now lucy and i “have some splainin to do!”
ode to the dead bugs in my cup
your are all idiots. if yall would have sat down somewhere instead of flying around like you done lost your mind, you wouldn’t have ended up floating in my offbrand kool-aid. I really wanted to finish that. i mean i know its hot, but you’re stupid, poor friends. bless your souls.
maybe if i close my eyes and pretend i was something else (like a dolphin struggling to survive in the gulf coast…jus sayin) i wouldn’t miss you as much maybe just dreaming of another type of stress would do the trick… i don’t think thats gonna work though how about you just hurry up and come back now instead of later yea do that.
haircuts are so….invigorating. woo.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting...– Dennis Wholey (via tapwaterjackson)
There are four questions of value in life… What is sacred? Of what is the spirit...– Johnny Depp (via kari-shma) thank you. much appreciated and agreed
Dad: Whats your problem?!
Me: Do you want my uteris? Take it! Take!
(Exchange of worthless entertaining banter, and me poking him in the foot with my pen)
Dad: How could you stab me with a led pencil?
Me: 1. Pencils are made with Graphite, 2. I poked you with my pen
(More banter and talk about mama's)
Dad: (poking me) What are you thinking? What are you thinking?
Me: I'm thinking about poking you again!
Dad: See your not thinking about your cramps anymore.
Me: Oh! Your're right! I think they even went away. I love you dad!
Dad: See you let out some of that evil when you stabbed my foot. Thats why my foot's hot. All that evil got transfered to my foot. Evil.
bad news first
the bad news is that the damage to the gulf coast is devistating and cleanup is going to take years, at least. the good news is we’re going to need a lot of workers to clean up the damage, and try to save as much wildlife as possible. so yay jobs! this was bp’s plan all along wasn’t it? to boost the economy…yea…thats it.
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